wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

oldworldlouise:

solestruckshoes:

That’s some serious talent tbh

i would deliver this pie to so many people

foodchewer:

someone just followed me and this was the only thing on their blog

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

morristibbs:

let me explain u a thing

• bisexuality does not mean two sexualities
• it means two genders you are attracted to
• you don’t have two sexualities that just alternate
• you are always bi
• someone who is bi doesnt switch between straight and gay
• they are always bi
• they just may be currently dating a man
• but they are still bi
• bisexuality does not mean two sexualities in case u missed it

loki-forever:

riddle-my-hiddles:

#SEE THE EHEHEH #FEEL THE EHEHHE #BE THE EHEHHE 

lolsofunny:

bestlols:

I’M JUST LIKE:

(lol here!)

thesirensaresingingyourname:

If you are reading this, congratulations. You made it through another day of sadness, of heartache. And if you made it through yesterday, you can make it through today. And i know you will, because you are fucking strong. Don’t give up. Ever. I need you alive. I love you.

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

pizzaforpresident:

yolanswag:

pizzaforpresident:

Nothing quite irks me like Lol with a capital L.

just never capitalize! lol

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Okay I found what bothers me more than Lol

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist