Ugh I hurt everywhere. Sunburn gave me more freckles too but mostly on one side which is weird although I am half white I didn’t think it’d be so literal.
world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds
h o w
the last one killed me
Shiiit Chinese government tried to stop the ABC from broadcasting a story on the government’s oppression of Wiga people in the country. They must hate that journalist, the amount of shit he’s found out about China over the years.
DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?
Harry must have had more haircuts than the rest of the boys in his class put together, but it made no difference, his hair simply grew that way - all over the place.
So fucking tired. Just came home from the “picnic” and I have a headache and I smell. Trained it there then walked more than 5 km to the reserve bc we took the wrong path then got there and played bullrush, Oztag and soccer the for the last two hours there we ate and sat around. Then walked a couple of kms back to train it home. Also a little sunburnt.
is this a disney movie
what is the actual purpose of fingernails other than to paint them pretty colors and claw out the eyes of your enemies
Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.
Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.
In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word.
And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact.
legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint.
BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.
….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:
Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.
This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????
Act 1 in a musical: Humor and upbeat songs, colorful characters. Laughter all around.
Act 2 in a musical: EVERYTHING FALLS TO SHIT. PEOPLE ARE DYING. HEARTS ARE BREAKING. ABORT THE THEATRE.
Going to a tutor/youth group (compulsory) picnic tomorrow and we’re walking 5 km from Berala station to a reserve. I was just playing around with the Tripview app and here to Berala is 5 km. wtf.
I never wanted any of this, I never wanted to be in the Games, I just wanted to save my sister and keep Peeta alive.